i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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