so let's talk penis.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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