on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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