love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
