I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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