I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Let's get the cat blown out
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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