at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
