i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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