Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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