It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize