8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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