I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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