doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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