To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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