i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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