even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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