just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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