i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
smell my finger.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Randomize
