It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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