Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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