so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
