i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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