I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
