remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
