Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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