I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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