What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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