If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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