I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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