Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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