Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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