Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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