That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Randomize
