Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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