I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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