i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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