I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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