Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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