she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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