Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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