Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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