He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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