I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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