whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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