i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
