2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
tell me about the fingering
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