There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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