Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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