question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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