have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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