I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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